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Domino
Jessie J is everywhere we look just now, which is handy for us, as it makes looking everywhere really enjoyable. Her video for new song Laserlight, featuring David Guetta, is pretty damn hot, and got us thinking how amazing a girlfriend Jessie J would make.
Here are five reasons why Jessie J would be an incredible missus (or at the very least, five reasons which make The Voice, and whiny man Will.i.am, almost bearable)...
1. THE CLOTHES
No, not the terrifying studded jackets, what’s underneath. Jessie’s wardrobe checklist: Super tight? Check. Sexy and see-through? Check. Revealing some leg? Check, check and check again.
2. SHE'S DOING IT FOR THE BRITS
She's quite often referred to as the British Katy Perry, making her rather awesome, without the pesky transatlantic flights to visit her or any penchant for Russell Brand-alikes.
3. BUT YOU COULD LIVE IN AMERICA
She might not be a Yank but she is currently trying to crack the US charts, which means lots of trips to sunny California. Just think, if you were her fella you too could live the LA lifestyle, without having to do all the work. You might have to put up with the paps, of course, but posing in your board shorts with your trucker tan can't be that bad, can it?
4. SHE'S DOUBLE-SEXY
By which we mean she’s bisexual. Katy Perry is a big fan of hers. They both spend a lot of time in America. You do the maths.
5. SHE STANDS UP FOR THE LITTLE MAN
It's been alleged that she dated fellow Brit Tinie Tempah. He’s quite small so you could probably scare him off - or, if you're quite small yourself, it's good to know she's not sizeist.
Girls We Love
Jessie J
- Jessie went to the States in search of a record label, and found herself with eight different offers inside two days.
- She says the J in her name stands for "whatever you want it to."
- She has her own online TV show and has alredy been set challenges by Perez Hilton and Justin Timberlake.
- Jessie fell off the stage one night in Whistle Down the Wind, leading Andrew Lloyd Webber to suck up to prevent her sueing.
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